Status-uri de messenger tematice :)

Statusurile de mess (messenger) fac furori printre cei mai tineri dar nu numai. Adica daca ai un status din asta bengos tu insuti devii foarte bengos🙂 Iti cresc actiunile si sansele de a fi iubit de baieti/fete. Nu? Uite ca am gasit pe undeva pe net niste statusuri de mess tematice, adica puse frumos pe caprarii. Adica daca spui ca numeri bani se cheama ca esti online sau wishful thinking – invisible to everybody, in varianta emo :)) No, ai inteles si singur ideea, te las acum sa le savurezi in voie. Mie unuia mi s-au parut f. tari!!

RURAL:

Pe prispa (online)
Sunt la prashit lol / (busy)
Plecat la oras (stepped out)
Imi bat nevasta (be right back)
Iesit la poarta (not at my desk)
Mi-am luat mobil (on the phone)
Sunt cu vicleshug (invisible to everyone)
Doborat de bautura (offline)

MOLDOVA:

Cari dai o beri? (online)
Biau (busy)
Biau di rup la “Mat“ (stepped out)
Suntiem la chioshc…sa biem (be right back)
Sunt sub masa/ dupi casa (not at my desk)
Cari dai beeep cu secret ai? (on the phone)
Citesc eticheti/ Ma doari capu’ (invisible to everyone)
Coma alcoolica (offline)

MANELISTI:

Pe turbosistem (available)
Numar bani (busy)
la Miss Piranda (stepped out)
Intorc caseta si vin (be right back)
Imi astept dedicatia pe Taraf (not at my desk)
Ascult muzica la telefon (on the phone)
Dusmanii pandeste (invisible to everyone)
Plang si blestem (offline)

EMO:

True (online)
Mananc si plang (busy)
On the roof (stepped out)
Cumpar lame (be right back)
Probez noile insigne (not at my desk)
Nu am chef sa vorbesc cu nimeni (on the phone)
Wishful thinking (invisible to everyone)
Cadeeeee ! Emo down. (offline)

POLITIENESC:

Raportez (online)
Fac proces verbal (busy)
Trecut la rutiera (stepped out)
Il bat p-asta si vin (be right back)
Duc plicu’ acasa (not at my desk)
Scuze sefu’, nu stiam! Gata, l-am iertat… (on the phone)
La biblioteca (invisible to everyone)
Cazut la datorie (offline)

ECUMENIC:

Spovediti-va! (online)
Bag matanii/ Trag clopotul (busy)
Dupa anafura sau inmormantare (stepped out)
Degust impartasania (be right back)
La nunti/botezuri/cumetrii (not at my desk)
Bat toaca, da buzzz! (on the phone)
Imbracat civil (invisible to everyone)
Sunt la mama dracu’ (offline)

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